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Employment Opportunities
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July 2009: Looking for somebody in the South Range area to hay our pastures with their own equipment.
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July 2009: Looking for somebody in the South Range, WI area to re-seed several pastures.
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Seeking full-time, gainfully employed individual. Benefit package a plus.
Somebody willing to work long hours and has a salary commensurate with
my horse operation's expenses. Fondness for equine not necessary - after
you've footed their bills for a long time only to have them ignore their
repeatedly called name across the pasture diminishes my fondness as well.
Looks not important as you'll be working long hours anyway. Send your
paycheck and all available savings to Raindance Farms, c/o Rain.
NOW PLEASE STOP AND RE-READ THE ABOVE. IT IS HUMOR. Why would we have you
send your paycheck to a horse? Also, the first statement suggests we are
seeking somebody already full-time, gainfully employed. Each sentence
is satirical humor building upon the previous sentence leading to the ending
in which I ask you to send "your paycheck and all available savings to..."
our farm, attention one of our now departed horses, Rain.
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4H STUDENTS, YOUTH GROUPS - We have a never-ending stream of projects -
from mending fences, to building barn stalls to painting to grooming
and caring for our herd. If you have an interest in volunteering and helping out,
drop us a line.
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